JOKES

There are Three blonds traped on an island and they find a bottle so they rub it and the blond queen

came out and said that they each got one wish so they could get off the island

the 1st blond said that she wished that she was 25% smarter

poof

so she became a red head and swam across the river and got to the othrer side

The 2nd blond wished she was 75% smareter

poof

so she became a bernet and built a boat to cross the river

The 3rd blond thought 25% 75%

so she wished she was 100% smarter

poof

so she became a man and walked over the bridge

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